Ethan: Quiet, god, quiet. Pithy and intelligent and almost cuddly (though that was probably because of my proximity to him on the couch, while I was tired, with my legs in and squishing a couch pillow; he wasn't cuddly, I was). No idea what he's doing at UCLA other than puzzling. Hilarious joke I remember — his puzzling team is 90% straight guys and 10% trans girls. Diversity win? Not much info about his social life, or even his potential work life. I think he's a math major.
"[Growing up] is hard and nobody understands." // https://www.homestuck.com/story/2391